I feel so nice and so healthy right now and I owe it all to Mistress Mandy Malone

 Since January 2009 when I met Mandy Malone online and I told HER that my biggest trouble in life was my chronic habits of getting myself aroused sexually by masturbating using vaseline for Lubrication and using a long slim marker pen as a anal sex toy and rubbing it all over with vaseline for Lubrication.  I have bought a package of 21 COLORED ELASTIC HAIR BANDS THAT ARE ALL THE SAME THICKNESS AND THE SAME IN TEXTURES AND THEY LOOK THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE COLORS?  I HAVE PLEDGED AND VOWED TO MY CHASTITY PHONE SEX MISTRESS MANDY MALONE THAT I WILL ALWAYS WEAR ONE COLORED ELASTIC HAIR BAND AT ALL TIMES EVERY DAY AND ALL NIGHT 24 HOURS EVERY DAY FOR A WHOLE YEAR OR EVEN FOR TWO YEARS?  I WILL NEVER EVEN THINK OF SEX OR ENTERTAIN SEXY FUN THOUGHTS AND I WILL STOP WRITING SEXUALLY TEMPTING TOPICS OR IDEAS?  TODAY IS TUESDAY and the time now is 12:44 PM EDT  I will be SAVING MY MONEY TO BUY VISA GIFT CARDS FOR SENDING MONEY TO MISTRESS MANDY MALONE FOR PAYMENT FOR MY PHONE SEX CALLS WHEN WE MAINLY HAVE REGULAR CHATS AND I NEVER HAVE SEXUALLY AROUSING TALK TO BE HAVING GUIDED MASTURBATiON?  I WILL HAVE TWENTY-FOUR MONTHS OR TWO YEARS OF GOING WITH OUT SEXY THOUGHTS OR WITHOUT HAVING ANY SEXUAL AROUSAL OR EVEN SEXY TALK?